I left my cell phone at home and I do not know anyone's numbers by heart
I forgot my coffee on the kitchen counter
My pants are too big and the belt I am wearing is not helping
BUT there is some good news:
A few weeks ago I went to return a pair of jeans to Banana Republic. Apparently BR has this RIDICULOUS return policy that after 30 days they will NOT accept any returns. So it has been 35 days since I bought said jeans (that did not fit and look horrible on me - I don't even know why I bought them) and I went in there and demanded a refund, store credit, anything at all! The pants were originally $79 and I got them on sale for $70. They finally said they would do an "un-receipted" return and I would get whatever the jeans were selling for at that time. Well I got $82 dollars returned to me and I got the check in the mail last night!
So there Banana - you should have just done what I told you to do because you just paid me $10 to return a pair of jeans!